Those guys made me promise to make 2 ringtones a week during our Kickstarter Campaign. I will make sure they regret it. The ringtones are short parts of songs that repeat over and over. Here is the 1st one:
JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF
It’s inspired by the former preacher Ted Haggard who was preaching against homosexuality and then was caught with a male prostitute. This is what I imagine his inner dialogue was like before he was caught.
It’s called “Just Keep Telling Yourself.”
WHAT A NICE DAY
This is a song from my first date with a real lady. my first date in 8 years! It was a kind of magical evening so she started spontaneously singing this song. I joined in with her. Kind of a question and answer thing. Weird thing is I haven’t heard from her since. In fact, no one has.
NO BIG DEAL
This country is all up in arms about gay marriage. Why do people care so much? Also, why do people still think they should/can tell other people how to live their personal lives? There are much more important things to be concerned about then a couple of people trying to commit to a life time of loving each other.
To me it’s no big deal
A FEW PEOPLE ON MY WAY
This is my little song about the cutthroat, competitive, aspect of capitalism.The idea that I have to compete with my fellow man to survive in the world really depresses me. I’m the kind of guy that if there is a small piece of bread and 2 of us are hungry, I’m gonna spilt it or give it away. I won’t take 80% or make the other person sign an agreement that if I give them half now they have to give it back to me with interest later. But unfuckinfortunately, that doesn’t seem to work so well in this day and age. —————-
WHAT I’D LIKE TO DO
this one has a little intro. It’s about another date of mine that ended in failure. I think it speaks for itself ——————————————-
Since I lack certain fundamental traits that are required to be successful in this word (talent, motivation, personality, social skills, etc.), in order to survive I have to rely on the talents of others. I have a “Menace II Society” kind of desperation for getting jobs (I’ll suck yo dick!) That’s why, in some circles, I’m know as “The Coattail Rider.” ———————————————
I JUST WANT TO SEE
I really have no explanation for this one. It’s just for research cause I’m writing a book….
PLEASE LET ME HAVE
when my charm and suave nature doesn’t work with the ladies I resort to plan b: begging.